Bourgie Wine TV

In this “fierce” episode I pay homage to “fabulous” Olympic ice skater Johnny Weir by donning a “fur” and designer shades to review a Gruet Blanc de Noir sparkling wine from New Mexico.

BROOKLYN,NY–Building on the success of his Armand de Brignac champagne joint venture with Cattier Champagne, today hip-hop mogul Jay-Z announced a partnership with  Krista, the Black American Wine Princess, and Bougie Wine TV,  to produce a limited-edition vintage champagne called Sididdy de Negro.

“Jack and Jill black folks don’t wanna Mo it up with common folks, nah mean? The hood has totally tainted Mo’ and Dom P for that target market. By partnering with my girl Krista and the Bougie Wine TV brand,  we are bringing the exclusivity and unpronounceablilty that the Boulee’ crowd craves back to the sparkling wine industry.  Furthermore, we will spare  the Jack and Jill segment from having to revert to their old neighborhood accents to buy a bottle of bub’ errr I mean, sparkling wine produced in the Methode’ de Champenoise.”  said Jay-Z at a press conference in Brooklyn this morning.

In addition, Krista the Wine BAP added that part of the proceeds from the sale of Sididdy de Negro will go to the Desiree’ Rogers Anti-Defamation League. “We want Desiree’ to be able to hold her head up high at Martha’s Vinyard this summmer, and we feel good that   Sididdy de Negro to be a part of that.” added Krista the Wine BAP.

Sididdy de Negro will be available on BougieWineTV.com, as well as other proper-speaking minority sites including:

• The Broke Socialite
• Soul Bounce
• The Black Snob
• Post Bourgie
• Jack and Jill Politics
• Black Web 2.0
• Change Clothes
• Freezer Burns

“We don’t believe you…you need more people!” — Happy April Fools Day 2010 Bougies!

Today I review a Gruet Blanc de Noir sparkling wine and pay homage to my new favorite star, the fabulousness that is Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir.